Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies

Relaxin' a while, livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionally plays L.A.

Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down

Comin' up brown

I prefer boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan

Ah, South California

If I become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano?

"To Maryjane-

Best wishes, Martin"

(Old Roger draft-dodger

Leavin' by the basement door)

Everybody knows what he's

Tippy-toeing down there for